With Xmas coming up and then Valentine’s Day just a hop, skip and a jump away after that, it’s a good time to talk lingerie. Your significant other may not seem like the type who goes for sexy lingerie, but trust us, she does, just as you do.
You wouldn’t be caught dead in a lingerie store and if you were, she might kill you, but nobody has to know that you’ve visited one online. She knows this as well as you do, so if she’s been harboring a secret desire that you show her that you think she’s beautiful by buying her some lingerie, you’d better deliver!
That is – they’ll love you for it if you do it right. If you do it wrong, it could spell disaster. The most important thing is to get her the right size. You probably are so dumb you don’t have any idea how important this is. Just get it right. It could be the most important thing you ever did in your life!
Don’t be stupid and ask her what size she wears. She’ll lie to you anyway. You’ll have to do this in secret. Check the size of two or 3 dresses that she wears regularly. If they are all the same, you’re safe. Then do the same with a few of her bras. Don’t settle for just one of each, because you may pick the one that no longer fits her. Remember, it is vitally important to buy her lingerie in her size.
Now properly educated, you can begin your search. You have to do this discreetly, because if she comes home and sees you looking at lingerie models online, she’ll never forgive you. It doesn’t matter what your real motivation for doing so is, it’s what she thinks that matters and she’ll think you’re a filthy sleaze, whether you are or not. Jealously can do that to a woman.
After she has opened her gift package and after she has tried it on and gotten the desired response from you, she will be able to laugh about your online lingerie shopping spree. She may even believe you when you tell her how you only thought of her when you saw those sexy models. That’s after she has gotten the desired reaction, never before. If she catches you in the act, the only thing she’ll be convinced of is that you are a disgusting pervert.
That’s after you have successfully made your transaction. Let’s get back to business now and go lingerie shopping. You will need a healthy amount of time to do this, because there is so much to see and you will find yourself wanting to see it all. Don’t get too carried away either with the time or your purchase. Set an alarm just to be sure she doesn’t sneak up on you from behind after work. And restrain your impulses a little. You’re looking for sexy lingerie, not hooker’s lingerie, though the difference may escape you.
You’re almost home now. Just get that size right and go to the checkout counter. Before you click that final “purchase” button, check the size again, just to be absolutely sure. In a few days, you will find a discreetly wrapped package in the mail. Stash it away carefully, but put her name on the package somewhere. That way, if she accidentally finds it, she won’t think it’s for someone else!
Purchase that lingerie and set up a special night with your partner. Adding in excitement to the night with that sexy lingerie is a great thing. So celebrate a special night now!
